Smithster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Honey Smack HD]

YOUR RIGHT!

Thats what i've been saying all along! CHILDRENS TELEVISION!

From a language impared mexican adventurer, to prepubescent purple moster -- our children are being ravanged by subliminal crossfire from all directions. From the learning of such henious languages such as SPANISH and teaching our kids to SHARE!? In the cat mouse world of today you cant be sharing -- and you certanly cant be sharing tacos, that's just a slap in the face of FREEDOM.

To top it all off we have your mischevious bear! Teaching kids that bears like honey while they get mauled to death -- but that is nowhere near as awful as his laugh. You ever heard the Pooh's laugh? Listen to it. Listen well, and tell me -- is that a cuddely bear? or is that Bela Lugosi?

I'll let you decide..

TXMStudios responds:

I'm convinced that all animated objects have a little bit of Bela Lugosi in them anyways. Your commentray rings true across the lands, Smithster, and we appreciate you for it.

[Pop a Cap!]

Blaming the Dog?

Great animation.. But blame the dog? I have blamed my ill fated toy poodle on my record-breaking flatulations once or twice -- but this is going too far. Like my toy poodle, dog's are not meager scapegoats to be played with at will -- they are meant to be taken care of, loved, dressed up, trimmed, fruffed, fluffed, muffed-- well you get the idea - THEY ARE NOT TOYS! They are tools of amusement shown through utter humiliation -- completley different.

Though i do remember giving fraffles a shot at the big screen as i recorded him dancing to one of his favorite village people songs. That, my friend, was Epic.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Wouldn't this make him a scape.. dog? He's no goat. Besides, he can't defend himself, so it's easy to blame him. I'm sure he was secretly pulling the strings, the little manipulator... sitting under the table, looking all innocent. What if it was he that turned the TV to that show, the very source of the chaos? Hm? We may never know, as it'll probably get tied up in courts and thrown out because of lack of evidence to this being an important case. Still though! *goes on*
...but I digress (finally), thanks for the review!

[El Emigrante Cactus Part2]

Jose!

haha brilliant!

[:: Once You Go Black ::]

Great stuff

haha, do you even read these comments?

cuz if you do

dont.

Theyre evil.

[TooF Bad Breath]

Yep

Good stuff.

MACception responds:

Lol...thanks...

[TooF Rock Out]

Yep

Good stuff.

MACception responds:

Excellent. Glad you liked it :P

[TooF Girl Problems]

Yep

Good stuff.

MACception responds:

Thank you kind citizen...

More to come for sure :D

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 34]

Dude!

I KNOW

The guy, that his first review was negative..

He commented on my audio file.

SAID IT WASNT IN THE RIGHT CLASSIFICATION..

What a jerk.

Lets get 'em.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

lol

[The Truth Behind Cancer]

Yea

Great animation, Great concept, and funny as hell.

This reminded me of some press confrence in 1994 where seven executives from the tobacco industry sat in front of the house health and enviroment subcommittee, they asked one question: "is your product addictive?" They said it was no more addictive then a twinkie!

I wouldnt be surprised if they played this cartoon as their hard evidence lol.

Oh and good luck with the people that are somehow offended.

Forget the tobacco industry, you have to be a lawyer just to submit something to newgrounds!

[Go Godzilla Go! Collab]

Awsome

That was great, the song was a little annoying but its a great flash anyway